Let’s be honest — there are certain things in Britain we politely avoid discussing.

Money. Feelings. And how we clean ourselves after using the loo.

Washlet UK introduces smart washlet technology — a discreet toilet seat upgrade that uses a gentle stream of warm water instead of relying on toilet paper alone.

It’s cleaner. More comfortable. And already completely normal in Japan, Korea, and much of Europe.

What’s unusual is how long we’ve pretended we don’t need it.